QAnon Shaman: The Unemployed Actor Formerly Known as Jacob Chansley
On that fateful day, January 6 of this year the unthinkable happened : The Insurrection at the Capitol in Washington; a violent, deadly protest in which five people died. The reason: they believed the election of Joseph Biden to the office of the presidency was stolen from Donald Trump. Instead of a peaceful, civil protest, these bunch of rabble rousing yahoos stormed the Capitol building causing the death of five people.
The terrible part is that President, a man I used to admire, whipped the crowd into such a frenzy
that destruction and violence were inevitable. Equally distasteful was Trumps pronouncement " I will
be there with you." Instead the former President hid like a coward, later claiming, " I meant I was
going to be with them in spirit." Now wait a freaking minute. There is a damn sight difference between
" I will be there with you" and " I will be there in spirit." But the pro Trump crowd bought his rhetoric like the obedient sheep(or sheeple as I call them) that they are and marched upon the Capitol Building resulting in death, mayhem and destruction.
In an interesting turn of events, some of the suspects are now conveniently doing a complete
360 and are now humble and contrite. Could it be that their consciences are bothering them and
they realize the wrongs they did on that day? Nah. I think it's a case of: they know of the shitstorm
that's coming their way and they're attempting to minimalize any damage that may come raining
down upon them. Whatever consequences befall them are well deserved. Jail time? It's a
possible given. Financial ruin? Just might happen. Job loss? It sure looks that way. And all of it
will be well deserved by this motley lot of slobbering morons who "acted in the moment."
The person who deserves a lot of discredit for actions below and beneath contempt is the doofus
calling himself QAnon Shaman, whose actual name is the more prosaic Jacob Chansley. In an
attempt to soften the blow of impending justice, Q-Tip Sha Na Na(as I call him),along with his mommy, is pleading for leniency. Q-Tip has even claimed he stopped some of the rioters from stealing muffins from the break room. Oh my God, he put himself in harms way by preventing the theft of Government Muffins! What a bastion of freedom and liberty! He should get a Medal of Freedom Award from the President! Actually, Q-Tip should smacked in the head with a two by four instead.
Q-Tip also claimed that he wasn't shouting. Oh no, he was peacefully chanting. Um, sorry Bub, that plane won't fly. There's video of you jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean, waving a stick, or something like it, and yes, shouting. So don't try to rewrite the facts in order to create a new narrative. The facts are incontrovertible.
I don't want people thinking this clown represents the Conservative or Republican Party in any
way, shape or form. We are people who believe in less Government spending, less interference in
our personal lives and adherence to The Constitution as our fore father's conceived it. Some bozo wearing a Viking helmet, fur vest, with designs painted on his chest is not like any conservative
that I know. Nor is he anyone that I want to be thought of as a representative of the Republican party. He's a loser. A joke. An unemployed actor who lives with his mom. Q-Tip Sha Na Na is not
to be taken seriously by anyone. Except for those nut cake lunatic fringe groups.
As for suspects like Josiah Colt and Dominic Pezzola, Richard Barnett, Jenny Cudd and Derrick Evans, among others, you can bet the last dollar in your collective pockets this incident will follow you around like an ugly, flea bitten dog for the rest of your lives. Don't expect me or anyone else to feel sorry for any of you. To paraphrase an old saying: You've shit the bed. Now go lie in it.
All Hail Q-Tip Sha Na Na! Protector of The Breakroom Muffins!
